DragonPunch's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[GOD VS DIABLO]

Sometimes...

I find this embarrassingly true. Especially for Fundamentalist Christians...AND the Catholics.

[Sergei Dragunov looks porn]

Good

At least it looks like a good picture. Props on NOT drawing a penis this time. I like the coloring and the lines for this one, and it looks reasonably mature.

[sasuke looks a penis]

Because you used a base

You get a zero. DO NOT USE BASES! It is not cool in any way shape or form, I don't care HOW WELL it was colored. Using bases is totally uncool. Seriously, draw your own stuff. The coloring is good, but you get no points because I don't give good scores to bases.

[DICK-BOT]

Enough with the penis please...

Seriously, Newgrounds? Draw something other than penis, please. This is no way funny, or cool. I don't what kind of pot you're smoking, and I don't want any of it. This picture is immature, and trite. I seriously am glad I have a DA, because at least they don't draw penis on every single picture. This is WAY too immature to be funny. I don't CARE WHAT KIND OF JOKE you're trying to pull. How about you grow up? Cock jokes are not that funny anymore...But, in all fairness I will grant you a 5/10 because the colors are done really well, and really do give the robot that metallic feeling. However, I suggest you draw something OTHER THAN PENIS. It's really, really boring now, and it's just not something I'd be willing to see anymore. This is just my opinion; and you shouldn't give a damn what I say, because there are WAY too many people here that support this garbage.

[Face guy.]

6/10

It's a sketch, but it's clearly cartoon style. My main complaint is that there is no color, but I'm sure that will change...I hope. Anyway, it looks pretty good; I can tell that some work needs to be done, but I see some potential. All you need to do is practice and formulate your own style and you'll be good to go. Also, the whole PS3 thing...yeah...total idiocy, which is also a factor in your score, because you sound just utterly retarded in that post. But, I'm sure THAT will change too.

[The Workshop]

Simply Amazing

I am always fascinated with the macabre works of horror, and this is no different. This is one of the best interpretations of Frankenstein at work I have seen yet, and the techniques used here, are simply fantastic. It really does feel like he's making something evil, and his expressions add to this feel. Excellent painting, my good sir.

[Uberrashung!]

So badass

Damn, this is cool! It looks like a movie poster, and I would definitely go see the movie it's advertising. This is crazy cool stuff!

[Ooooo!]

I don't know is right

Did you do this when you were bored?

[Balloon boy]

Ummm...WAY too simple

There a thousand things that could have been done to warrant this pic at least a 5, but this is just soooo bad. I can understand if this was used for a flash movie, but it's too simple for still life. Seriously, I could do this in not more than 10 minutes...It looks like you just rushed it, and didn't bother to be creative at all. This is a bad way to start as an artist, and this road leads nowhere but to ruin.

quitestupid responds:

ooooooooohhhhhhh, got me!

[Objectively MADNESS]

...

It appears that you LOVE penis. Then again, you're a woman, so I understand.